FOETUSES FOR SALE...
Ok. PLEASE tell me what this is about. I am so frightened I think I'm gonna puke. This is a bonafide "TOY" with REAL DNA and other organic matter. When it is in it's display case on the shelf, it is in "hibernation" with a "feeding tube" and "freshness strip." When unwrapped, it will "bond" to the first person it sees.
It's "lifespan" is 1 to 3 years, depending on model chosen.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what's going on? I am afraid we are:
a) going straight to hell for concocting this abhorration; or
b) enjoying selling half-baked abortion-style foetuses to young children for money.
Now I'm going to go have violent nightmares of creepy afterbirth-trailing children taking unspeakeable revenge upon us all.
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